The Buzz
Lots of Buzz on the old blog. Thanks to a good word of mouth campaign started by super fan RBarr, hopefully we'll attract some new readers. For those of you that Ryan told I write about NASCAR this just in... Jeff Gordon's gay. I don't know how all the big sports sites have missed out on this story, but I have it on very good authority (friend who will remain nameless-"He grabbed my junk"). So there you have it breaking NASCAR news, only on G Bizzle Entertainment.
"The Georgetown Highland Games and Sheepdog festival where the sheepdogs chase Sheep and Ducks" took place on Saturday. Seeing as how this particular games is located approximately 20 minutes from my home it was a no brainer to attend. Some highlights of the day included the loaded French Fries (spring onion, sour cream, bacon and cheese), safari hats, greasing up Kate Rennie with sun screen, and the whisky taste testing. Lowlights included the beer tent running out of beer (which makes it just a tent) and then all alcohol. I swear I saw one of the locals grab a pitchfork in anger, and knew this was a good time to leave. One final thing that came of the day is that I am on the short list to star in the new biopic "The life and times of Bob Shepherd". Super Producer Geoff Neigh took notice of my ample cigar smoking and thinks I would make the perfect "young Bob". This would be great as Young Bob has some of the best parts like fighting Nazis and searching for mystical bagpipes in the deserts of Morocco.
R.Kelly says "After the show it's the after party", and for the Georgetown Sheep festival it was no exception, with the AP taking place at the Casa de Duthart. Much merry making ensued with the highlight being Dan "Peter" Griffin ordering 5 pizzas at the perfect moment. As the clock struck 12 two lover birds were officially celebrating their anniversary which led to my personal favourite sound bite of the night "So... you wanna do stuff?". I said yes, but then realised the question wasn't asked to me. Also for anyone that missed it James "Frisky" McHattie will be running another seminar in Kincardine on the art of properly cutting a hamburger with a serrated bread knife and paper plate. This is knowledge you can not afford to live without.
Sports update that doesn't have anything to do with Jeff Gordon: Ducks rock, Senators suck.
Spurs rock, Cavaliers Suck. Last night Tim Duncan led the game in assists. The entire game. Including players from both teams. Yep, not a point guard, or a guard in general, Tim Duncan. Oh, he also threw in 23 points and 9 rebounds, once again "Tim Duncan best player in Basketball".
The Montreal Grand Prix was yesterday and the day before in qualifying a man almost hit a groundhog. In the race itself one of the cars pitted so unexpectedly his crew had to come running out of the garage and had no clue what was going on. The driver explained "I hit a Beaver". Not a good weekend for medium sized rodents. The largest rodent of course is the Capybara, found in Central and South America. The Capybara can reach 4 ft in length and 100 lbs in weight. He would destroy an F1 car.
The WSOP is in full swing. Over at ESPN (where my buddy Gary Wise is doing his writing for the World Series) they also had a fantasy poker draft. The number 1 overall pick was Mr. Allen Cunningham. I thought this pick was brilliant. Cunningham has won bracelets at the past 2 WSOP's and just always seems to peek at this tournament. Last night he won bracelet number 5! In our pool you could pick any 20 players for you team. I of course had Cunningham on my number 1 team, but chose not to duplicate players on my two teams so left him off team 2. Our Pool total now clearly reflects teams that have Cunningham and teams that don't.
Standings through event 14
G Bizzle 1- 248
Jay1- 204
Boyd- 202
Ward- 195
Mike- 176
Matt- 165
G Bizzle 2- 105
Jay2- 82
Heidi- 40
If you actually follow poker, here's who's on my two teams.
G Bizzle 1:
Allen Cunningham
Daniel Negreanu
Phil Hellmuth
Joe Hachem
Justin Bonomo
Barry Greenstein
David Pham
Michael Mizrachi
Bill Edler
JC Tran
Ted Forrest
Phil Ivey
Gavin Smith
Jeff Madsen
James Van Alstyne
Chris Ferguson
Chau Giang
Paul Wasica
Eric Seidel
Jon Juanda
and G Bizzle 2:
Scott Fischman
John Hennigan
William Chen
Robert Williamson III
Mark Seif
Eric Lindgren
Jennifer Harman
Shannon Shorr (this is a man Matt)
Joe Sebok
David Williams
Juan Carlos Mortenson
Chris Bell
Brad Booth
Eric Froehlich
Cory Carrol
Robert Mizrachi
Eric Cajelais
Darrell Dicken
Phil Gordon
Kirk Morrison
"The Georgetown Highland Games and Sheepdog festival where the sheepdogs chase Sheep and Ducks" took place on Saturday. Seeing as how this particular games is located approximately 20 minutes from my home it was a no brainer to attend. Some highlights of the day included the loaded French Fries (spring onion, sour cream, bacon and cheese), safari hats, greasing up Kate Rennie with sun screen, and the whisky taste testing. Lowlights included the beer tent running out of beer (which makes it just a tent) and then all alcohol. I swear I saw one of the locals grab a pitchfork in anger, and knew this was a good time to leave. One final thing that came of the day is that I am on the short list to star in the new biopic "The life and times of Bob Shepherd". Super Producer Geoff Neigh took notice of my ample cigar smoking and thinks I would make the perfect "young Bob". This would be great as Young Bob has some of the best parts like fighting Nazis and searching for mystical bagpipes in the deserts of Morocco.
R.Kelly says "After the show it's the after party", and for the Georgetown Sheep festival it was no exception, with the AP taking place at the Casa de Duthart. Much merry making ensued with the highlight being Dan "Peter" Griffin ordering 5 pizzas at the perfect moment. As the clock struck 12 two lover birds were officially celebrating their anniversary which led to my personal favourite sound bite of the night "So... you wanna do stuff?". I said yes, but then realised the question wasn't asked to me. Also for anyone that missed it James "Frisky" McHattie will be running another seminar in Kincardine on the art of properly cutting a hamburger with a serrated bread knife and paper plate. This is knowledge you can not afford to live without.
Sports update that doesn't have anything to do with Jeff Gordon: Ducks rock, Senators suck.
Spurs rock, Cavaliers Suck. Last night Tim Duncan led the game in assists. The entire game. Including players from both teams. Yep, not a point guard, or a guard in general, Tim Duncan. Oh, he also threw in 23 points and 9 rebounds, once again "Tim Duncan best player in Basketball".
The Montreal Grand Prix was yesterday and the day before in qualifying a man almost hit a groundhog. In the race itself one of the cars pitted so unexpectedly his crew had to come running out of the garage and had no clue what was going on. The driver explained "I hit a Beaver". Not a good weekend for medium sized rodents. The largest rodent of course is the Capybara, found in Central and South America. The Capybara can reach 4 ft in length and 100 lbs in weight. He would destroy an F1 car.
The WSOP is in full swing. Over at ESPN (where my buddy Gary Wise is doing his writing for the World Series) they also had a fantasy poker draft. The number 1 overall pick was Mr. Allen Cunningham. I thought this pick was brilliant. Cunningham has won bracelets at the past 2 WSOP's and just always seems to peek at this tournament. Last night he won bracelet number 5! In our pool you could pick any 20 players for you team. I of course had Cunningham on my number 1 team, but chose not to duplicate players on my two teams so left him off team 2. Our Pool total now clearly reflects teams that have Cunningham and teams that don't.
Standings through event 14
G Bizzle 1- 248
Jay1- 204
Boyd- 202
Ward- 195
Mike- 176
Matt- 165
G Bizzle 2- 105
Jay2- 82
Heidi- 40
If you actually follow poker, here's who's on my two teams.
G Bizzle 1:
Allen Cunningham
Daniel Negreanu
Phil Hellmuth
Joe Hachem
Justin Bonomo
Barry Greenstein
David Pham
Michael Mizrachi
Bill Edler
JC Tran
Ted Forrest
Phil Ivey
Gavin Smith
Jeff Madsen
James Van Alstyne
Chris Ferguson
Chau Giang
Paul Wasica
Eric Seidel
Jon Juanda
and G Bizzle 2:
Scott Fischman
John Hennigan
William Chen
Robert Williamson III
Mark Seif
Eric Lindgren
Jennifer Harman
Shannon Shorr (this is a man Matt)
Joe Sebok
David Williams
Juan Carlos Mortenson
Chris Bell
Brad Booth
Eric Froehlich
Cory Carrol
Robert Mizrachi
Eric Cajelais
Darrell Dicken
Phil Gordon
Kirk Morrison
posted by Graham at
11:15 AM
3 Comments:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES Another classic blog by the man himself. The quote of the weekend is funny to read but it was just much funnier if you were there. OH well it had to go up. Sarnia I will have this painted on my chest http://www.gbizzle.blogspot.com/
Sort of like GoldenPalace.Net
The world must know the wisdom that comes from this blog!
Nice Nascar review I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later
BARR
I like stuff. Too bad the two of us didn't hear you say "yes"...umm...wait a minute...
Kylie
You see Graham.............
The blog is staring to take off!
Now lets get an update here.
Ryan
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