Bryan McCabe

Toronto is one of the most hockey mad cities in the world. Most Toronto fans would say "THE" most hockey mad, but that would be a slap in the face of the other Canadian cities (and maybe Detroit) who also are great supporters of the game. Certainly playing in Toronto is harder than anywhere else. The fans and media can be ruthless, and it takes a strong conviction to handle it all well. "Wait 'till next year" has become a common phrase in Toronto, and after only 7 games this year, it's already being thrown about. Torontos' main problem this year has been team defence. And get this, Toronto has the highest paid defence corps in the league. They also have the highest amount of goals scored in the entire league, but are 2nd in goals allowed. The other night against Buffalo, Bryan McCabe scored on his own net in overtime. At the moment he's taking all kinds of criticism from the fans and media. It got me thinking, if McCabe was run out of Toronto, and then the whole NHL what other jobs could he pursue? Here's some ideas, and how they might go.

Things Bryan McCabe could do outside of Hockey

1.) Pool Cleaner. McCabe is clearly good at getting things in a net (the wrong one), and would be perfect for cleaning out a grimy pool. He'd constantly be trying to flirt with the women of the houses, and be repeatedly beaten up by the men. (Just like when Chara threw him around like a toy).

2.) Gravedigger. McCabe knows all about holes. His defense is full of them. I'm sure he'd make an excellent hole digger that any cemetery would love to have. While he's not looking he'd be pushed into one of his own holes by Tomas Kaberle.

3.) Used Car Salesman. McCabe is slimy.

4.) Star of the new show Cavemen. I just think this is funny.

5.) Chauffeur. He'd drive people around, constantly talking about how he used to play for the Maple Leafs, and people used to like him, and proceed to start crying, and then ask for a tissue.

At least somebody loves him.